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Old 09-06-2009, 04:09 PM   #1
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Default Don't worry.

Did you hear about the guy who got into a bad car accident and had his whole left side removed? Don't worry.
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Old 09-06-2009, 04:40 PM   #2
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Here's a true story. Last week the local police pulled over a motorcycle rider, who decided to make a getaway. He took off up a ramp to get on the highway and crashed into the side barrier, falling 40 feet to the street below. One of his arms was nearly severed and he had to airlifted to a trauma center. On the newspaper's website, readers can make comments and one guy wrote; " When police got to him he was disarmed". The paper pulled the comment a few hours later.
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Old 09-07-2009, 12:58 AM   #3
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Mick, that was real groaner mate

Here in Oz left is right and right is wrong, when driving anyway
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Old 09-07-2009, 11:02 AM   #4
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Here in Oz left is right and right is wrong, when driving anyway

And here I thought it was just a bunch of women drivers!

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