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Cashmere Scroller · 09-05-2009, 02:28 AM

UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT!!

If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve a table, because you must be dead...

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle...

From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. She took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the crowd. She looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband, who had been standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

scrollpup · 09-05-2009, 10:40 AM

ROFL!!! Good one!

Jerrry

09-05-2009, 02:28 AM	#1
Cashmere Scroller Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Center of Washington State Posts: 306	Why UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT!! UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT!! If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve a table, because you must be dead... Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle... From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. She took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the crowd. She looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband, who had been standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead. __________________ I may grow older, but I'll never grow up.

09-05-2009, 10:40 AM	#2
scrollpup Avatar by Casey Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Hot Springs,Arkansas Posts: 1,732	ROFL!!! Good one! Jerrry __________________ Two wrongs don't make a right....they just even the score...

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