Clean Jokes For Slightly Twisted Minds - Scroll Saw Woodworking & Crafts Message Board

Chase · 05-03-2009, 11:12 PM

Some may find a few of these slightly risqué or offensive. This one is really bad. Maybe you ladies should skip this one.

Anyway, you have been warned, if you are overly politically correct, squimish, or easily offended, please go back and don't read. If you are bold enough to expand the thumb nail remember, they are just jokes.

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Burdez · 05-04-2009, 02:04 AM

Chase:
I had to look 2 or 3 times but I finally saw it that is funny for everyone else look at it close hehehe
Erssel

scrollpup · 05-04-2009, 02:04 PM

One tough cow! Ouch!!!

Jerry C

wood-n-things · 05-04-2009, 02:32 PM

Hmmmm Now that's gotta hurt...I can't even imagine a cold winters morning....and the dairy farmer getting his fingers stuck in those...LOL

05-03-2009, 11:12 PM	#1
Chase Seasoned WV Veteran Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Virginia, Born/Raised WV Posts: 723	Clean Jokes For Slightly Twisted Minds Some may find a few of these slightly risqué or offensive. This one is really bad. Maybe you ladies should skip this one. Anyway, you have been warned, if you are overly politically correct, squimish, or easily offended, please go back and don't read. If you are bold enough to expand the thumb nail remember, they are just jokes. * * * * * * * * Please turn back, I really mean it. * Not too late to turn back. OK, you were warned Attachment 18043 Submitted by Chase __________________ Chase---Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult. Visit my album @ http://home.comcast.net/~chasesmeeks...-by-Chase.html and click on the album link. Last edited by Chase; 05-13-2009 at 05:12 PM.

05-04-2009, 02:04 PM	#3
scrollpup Avatar by Casey Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Hot Springs,Arkansas Posts: 1,926	One tough cow! Ouch!!! Jerry C __________________ Work your fingers to the bone, and what do you get? Boney fingers.....Boney fingers.....

05-04-2009, 02:32 PM	#4
wood-n-things Behave Yourself..I can't. Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Hamilton, Montana Posts: 6,037 Blog Entries: 1	Hmmmm Now that's gotta hurt...I can't even imagine a cold winters morning....and the dairy farmer getting his fingers stuck in those...LOL __________________ The Mike One of them anyway. I don't make mistakes..I thought I made a mistake once, but I was wrong. Mike's Wood-n-Things

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05-04-2009, 02:04 AM	#2
Burdez Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: I'm an American living in San Miguel De Allende Mexico Posts: 1,164	Chase: I had to look 2 or 3 times but I finally saw it that is funny for everyone else look at it close hehehe Erssel