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Old 05-03-2009, 11:58 AM   #1
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Default Exercise For People Over 40

Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side.

With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax.
Each day you will find that you can hold this position just a bit longer.

After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato bags.

Then try 50-lb potato bags and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. (I'm at this level)

After you feel confident at that level, try it with a potato in each bag!



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Old 05-03-2009, 12:08 PM   #2
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S F,thats one that works for me lol.
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SF:
you had me going there when you said you was holding 100lb bag in each hand
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Now that's my wife's idea of exercise.

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I might be able to accomplish the first part...

Standing on a comfortable surface....But I might have some trouble finding room on "BOTH" sides.....
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