How to Tell the Sex of a Fly - Scroll Saw Woodworking & Crafts Message Board

sawdustus · 04-29-2009, 04:25 PM

Cute and sent to me by my eldest son.

George

How to Tell the Sex of a Fly:

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter

"What are you doing?" She asked..

"Hunting Flies" he responded.

"Oh. ! Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can,

2 were on the phone...

Chase · 04-29-2009, 05:35 PM

George, my sort of joke. Love it.

Chase

rjr · 04-29-2009, 10:07 PM

Wow, never thought of it that way makes sense. LOL, good one.

Jim McDonald · 04-30-2009, 02:39 AM

And he better never, ever set that fly swatter down where she can get to it!

Burdez · 04-30-2009, 03:12 AM

George:
Now that is cute loved it Thanks for the laugh
Erssel

scrollpup · 04-30-2009, 04:50 PM

Good one George.I gotta remember that one.

Jerry C

eugene · 04-30-2009, 07:00 PM

Thanks for the chuckle George. Although I don't think I'll share it with my wife.

04-29-2009, 04:25 PM	#1
sawdustus Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 2,253	How to Tell the Sex of a Fly Cute and sent to me by my eldest son. George How to Tell the Sex of a Fly: A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter "What are you doing?" She asked.. "Hunting Flies" he responded. "Oh. ! Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone... __________________ A day without sawdust is a day without sunshine. George delta 650, hawk G426

04-29-2009, 05:35 PM	#2
Chase Seasoned WV Veteran Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Virginia, Born/Raised WV Posts: 723	George, my sort of joke. Love it. Chase __________________ Chase---Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult. Visit my album @ http://home.comcast.net/~chasesmeeks...-by-Chase.html and click on the album link.

04-29-2009, 10:07 PM	#3
rjr Support Our Troops Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Minnesota Posts: 369	Wow, never thought of it that way makes sense. LOL, good one. __________________ Ron

04-30-2009, 02:39 AM	#4
Jim McDonald Sawdust Maker Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Muncie, IN USA Posts: 1,117 Blog Entries: 9	And he better never, ever set that fly swatter down where she can get to it! __________________ Jim If it cannot be fixed with a hammer--must be an electrical problem. "Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

04-30-2009, 04:50 PM	#6
scrollpup Avatar by Casey Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Hot Springs,Arkansas Posts: 1,886	Good one George.I gotta remember that one. Jerry C __________________ Two wrongs don't make a right....they just even the score...

04-30-2009, 03:12 AM	#5
Burdez Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: I'm an American living in San Miguel De Allende Mexico Posts: 1,164	George: Now that is cute loved it Thanks for the laugh Erssel

04-30-2009, 07:00 PM	#7
eugene Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 66	Thanks for the chuckle George. Although I don't think I'll share it with my wife.

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