Economy is so bad that: - Scroll Saw Woodworking & Crafts Message Board

Big_red_S · 04-24-2009, 12:53 PM

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Jewish women are marrying for love.

Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes.

Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfeizer and Citigroup.

McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names

A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico

The most highly-paid job is now jury duty

Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting

People in Africa are donating money to Americans

Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "finish your plate, do you know how many kids are starving in the US ?"

Motel Six won't leave the light on

The Mafia is laying off judges

And finally... Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Hey, neat...the guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear.

Andy · 04-24-2009, 11:06 PM

Now that's clever! Thanks for the laugh!!

Andy

wood-n-things · 04-24-2009, 11:19 PM

Thanks for the chuckle.....to bad it's mostly true.....LOL

Burdez · 04-25-2009, 03:09 AM

Big red:
I made it across the river and got here but on't tell anyone [O]
Erssel

scrollpup · 04-25-2009, 04:36 AM

Big red----- great post... gotta show the wife that one.

Erssel---- too funny. And don't worry, I'm sure our government would never have a program to track key words posted over the internet such as Obama, Mexico, or TAXES. (LOL)

Jerry C

KtownScroller · 04-25-2009, 12:29 PM

That's some funny stuff!

Burdez · 04-25-2009, 02:58 PM

Jeery:
[O] one of my rare moments of inspiration I guess hehehe
Erssel

04-24-2009, 12:53 PM	#1
Big_red_S Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: The People's Republic of New Jesey Posts: 881	Economy is so bad that: CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Jewish women are marrying for love. Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes. Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM. Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfeizer and Citigroup. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico The most highly-paid job is now jury duty Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting People in Africa are donating money to Americans Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "finish your plate, do you know how many kids are starving in the US ?" Motel Six won't leave the light on The Mafia is laying off judges And finally... Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Hey, neat...the guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear. __________________ Zohar - probably the only one. Living well is the best revenge Visit my gallery

04-24-2009, 11:06 PM	#2
Andy Pattern Person Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Ridgetown, Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,060	Now that's clever! Thanks for the laugh!! Andy __________________ Shoot for the moon. If you miss you'll be headed for a star! www.80artdesigns.com

04-24-2009, 11:19 PM	#3
wood-n-things Behave Yourself..I can't. Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Hamilton, Montana Posts: 6,019 Blog Entries: 1	Thanks for the chuckle.....to bad it's mostly true.....LOL __________________ The Mike One of them anyway. I don't make mistakes..I thought I made a mistake once, but I was wrong. Mike's Wood-n-Things

04-25-2009, 04:36 AM	#5
scrollpup Avatar by Casey Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Hot Springs,Arkansas Posts: 1,926	Big red----- great post... gotta show the wife that one. Erssel---- too funny. And don't worry, I'm sure our government would never have a program to track key words posted over the internet such as Obama, Mexico, or TAXES. (LOL) Jerry C __________________ Work your fingers to the bone, and what do you get? Boney fingers.....Boney fingers.....

04-25-2009, 12:29 PM	#6
KtownScroller <<< Member >>> Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 2,777	That's some funny stuff! __________________ -- Rick --

04-25-2009, 03:09 AM	#4
Burdez Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: I'm an American living in San Miguel De Allende Mexico Posts: 1,164	Big red: I made it across the river and got here but on't tell anyone [O] Erssel

04-25-2009, 02:58 PM	#7
Burdez Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: I'm an American living in San Miguel De Allende Mexico Posts: 1,164	Jeery: [O] one of my rare moments of inspiration I guess hehehe Erssel

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