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Old 04-21-2009, 08:11 PM   #1
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Have you ever lost your house keys? No need to remove a window, break the door down or call a locksmith. Just start running around the house, soon you will be all in.

This same strategy will work if you are ever swallowed by a whale. Just start running back and forth inside the whale until you are all pooped out.
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Old 04-21-2009, 08:15 PM   #2
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Thanks Mick I needed a smile today..
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