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Old 04-03-2009, 03:47 AM   #1
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John:
Those are great and all 4 are very apporpiate espeicaly in todays world [O]
I couldn't even decide which I laughed harder at THANKS
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P.S. Those would make great little puzzles for some of the puzzle makers

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Too funny... and beautiful baby faces!
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Old 04-03-2009, 07:12 AM   #4
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Nice John.The last two really had me laughing !

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Old 04-03-2009, 09:42 AM   #5
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John, as they say down in this neck of the woods.....you just ain't raht! Pat
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John, thanks for a rolling on the floor morning laugh. Where did you get those? They are priceless.

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Those are great John.

Reminds me of the old joke that in some places in the western US "he needed killin' " is a valid defense in the court of law
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Old 04-03-2009, 05:56 PM   #8
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John those are great. How can we get a copy? Looks like they may be from a calendar or did you come up with this on your own..I agree great for puzzles!
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Old 04-04-2009, 02:42 AM   #9
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Thanks all, I had a good chuckle too.

George and Mike, they were sent to me in an email from <My sister--I think>
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Hmmmm Just thinkin not saying nuthin... Hmmmm Perhaps we can find them somewhere in public domain...may have to begin a search if she (your sister) isn't able to let you know where they come from...Perhaps you can ask without the MRS finding out....Hate to see you with any more bumps on yer hat.
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