New Wine for Seniors Hits Markets Soon!!! - Scroll Saw Woodworking & Crafts Message Board

GRAYBEARDSTL · 03-30-2009, 09:15 PM

California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot
Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape
that acts as an anti-diuretic.
It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the
bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be marketed as

PINOT MORE ! ! !

I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE....

I just could not help it.

That's funny ,

GraybeardStL

Graceman · 03-30-2009, 09:41 PM

Where can I buy it?? Just what I need. Thanks for the laugh.
John

bazzan · 03-30-2009, 11:48 PM

Yeah I'll take a gallon

scrolldog · 03-31-2009, 12:48 AM

Here I thought it had to do with prunes and regularity.

sawdustus · 03-31-2009, 11:06 AM

Just what I need. Bloat.

george

Doc249HMCS · 03-31-2009, 04:18 PM

Very cute....thanks for laugh

wood-n-things · 03-31-2009, 05:22 PM

I'll take a case.....Thanks for the chuckle!

03-30-2009, 09:15 PM	#1
GRAYBEARDSTL Just a good ol' boy! Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: St. Peters, MO, USA Posts: 101	New Wine for Seniors Hits Markets Soon!!! California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic. It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night. The new wine will be marketed as PINOT MORE ! ! ! I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE.... I just could not help it. That's funny , GraybeardStL __________________ Remember! "Never squat with yer spurs on!"

03-31-2009, 12:48 AM	#4
scrolldog A bad day scrollin'..... Join Date: May 2005 Location: Waterloo,Ia Posts: 343	Here I thought it had to do with prunes and regularity. __________________ Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.Cliff

03-31-2009, 11:06 AM	#5
sawdustus Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 2,255	Just what I need. Bloat. george __________________ A day without sawdust is a day without sunshine. George delta 650, hawk G426

03-31-2009, 04:18 PM	#6
Doc249HMCS Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: California Posts: 733	Very cute....thanks for laugh __________________ Doc249HMCS DeWalt 788 and Dremel 1680

03-31-2009, 05:22 PM	#7
wood-n-things Behave Yourself..I can't. Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Right here ---silly Posts: 6,015 Blog Entries: 1	I'll take a case.....Thanks for the chuckle! __________________ The Mike One of them anyway. I don't make mistakes..I thought I made a mistake once, but I was wrong. Mike's Wood-n-Things

03-30-2009, 09:41 PM	#2
Graceman Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 32	Where can I buy it?? Just what I need. Thanks for the laugh. John

03-30-2009, 11:48 PM	#3
bazzan Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Oak Flats nsw Posts: 13	Yeah I'll take a gallon

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