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Old 03-17-2009, 10:16 PM   #1
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Four leaders of the big beer companies meet for a drink.

The president of Budweiser orders a Bud. Miller's president orders
a Miller and the president of Coors orders a Coors. When it is Guinness'
president turn to order, he orders a soda.

"Aren't you going to order a Guinness?" everyone asks.

"Nah," the president of Guinness replies. "If you guys aren't having
a beer, neither will I."

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Goodun! he says quietly from the home of Bud!

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Thanks for the laugh. Always good to have one early in the morning.

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Great one - and oh so true
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