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Old 01-16-2009, 03:26 PM   #1
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Sorry I missed yesterday. Here are two today to make up.

The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

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Chase:
Un fortunatly i'm very seldom the second mouse [0] and I think I have had several of thise psychic girlfriends
Keep um comming you really make my mornings with these THANKS A LOT
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Chase, Thanks, look forward to these everyday.
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