Three men 2

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There were three guy’s walking in a foreign land, a Mexican, a British man and an American. As they walked they stumbled upon a tribe of cannibals. The chief ordered them to be taken captive, after they were captured the Chief told them that they were going to first have to kill themselves with a weapon of their choosing, then they would be eaten and a canoe would be made from their skin. They chose the British man to go first, I want a gun he replied they handed him a gun and he killed himself they ate him and made a canoe from his skin. Next they got the Mexican; I want a knife he said. He grabbed it stabbed himself and they ate him and made a canoe from his skin. Now they grabbed the American, what do you want they asked, I want a fork he replied. A fork? How unusual the chief thought, they gave him the fork and he started stabbing himself everywhere, what are you doing asked the Chief?
Ha so much for your stupid canoe! He replied