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Old 12-12-2008, 01:05 AM   #1
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Default New Toyota Hybrid

They are selling real fast.
Better hurry and get one before they are all sold out.



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Old 12-12-2008, 01:08 AM   #2
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OK William, I can see the gas (cow) part. What's the other part of the hybrid?
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Old 12-12-2008, 01:45 AM   #3
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MILK! would be my guess.
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Or maybe from the other end Alan [0]
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Living in here in California, I wouldn't even think of buying one of those.....It won't pass the emissions test. LOL
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Old 12-12-2008, 08:51 AM   #6
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So this would roughly get 5-9 bales hay per 100 hundred miles then still gotta put a bell on lead driver tho,and muffler on rear for all the exhausht , still looks a nice bailout for all the 3 big three automakers, yes very promising ,Everett,
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If someone gets in the way does the horn go MOOOOOOOVE OVER?

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And if it ever breaks down you can eat it.
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Good one Mr. Young.
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Recycling at its best!
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