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Old 11-20-2008, 05:07 PM   #1
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Two blonde girls were working for the city public works
department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and
fill the hole in.
They worked up one side of the street, then down the other,
then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest,
one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.
An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't
understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, "I'm
impressed by the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don't get it why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up
again?"
The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably
looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the girl who
plants the trees called in sick."
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Old 11-20-2008, 08:30 PM   #2
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HEHE. to funny. they have to get paid right. your friend Evie
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Old 11-20-2008, 09:09 PM   #3
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Doc,funny one.
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Old 11-20-2008, 10:10 PM   #4
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Roflmbo.............this bad, really really baaaaaad! Thanks for the giggle.
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Old 11-20-2008, 11:01 PM   #5
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Doc : this is a good one !!!! Marshall
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Old 11-21-2008, 03:01 AM   #6
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That was great!

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LOL Doc
Funny stuff!
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You goota love those people that don't let little things stand in the way of their job. lol
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