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Chase · 11-11-2008, 02:30 PM

For those of you who missed church on Sunday, here is a recap!

Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!

The minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead

The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead

Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead

Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation -

What did you learn from this demonstration???

Chase (actually it was Maxine, but since this is my joke I'll tell it my way) was sitting in the back, quickly raised his hand and said,

'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!'

That pretty much ended the service --

Submitted by Chase

elcaminogal · 11-11-2008, 02:36 PM

Very cute!!!

greatdane2 · 11-11-2008, 04:27 PM

Ohhh thanks for the laugh, thats rich.

sawdustus · 11-11-2008, 09:06 PM

Very cute. Thanks.

sawdustus

11-11-2008, 02:30 PM	#1
Chase Seasoned WV Veteran Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Virginia, Born/Raised WV Posts: 723	Church For those of you who missed church on Sunday, here is a recap! Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!! The minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup. The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil. At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results: The first worm in alcohol - Dead The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive. So the Minister asked the congregation - What did you learn from this demonstration??? Chase (actually it was Maxine, but since this is my joke I'll tell it my way) was sitting in the back, quickly raised his hand and said, 'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!' That pretty much ended the service -- Submitted by Chase __________________ Chase---Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult. Visit my album @ http://home.comcast.net/~chasesmeeks...-by-Chase.html and click on the album link.

11-11-2008, 02:36 PM	#2
elcaminogal Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Fancy Gap, Va Posts: 61	Very cute!!! __________________ What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread??!!!!!!

11-11-2008, 04:27 PM	#3
greatdane2 Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Vancouver Island, BC. Canada Posts: 2,298	Ohhh thanks for the laugh, thats rich. __________________ Alan and Rafi. In our house, if you have to bend over to pet a dog it ain't a real dog!

11-11-2008, 09:06 PM	#4
sawdustus Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 2,255	Very cute. Thanks. sawdustus __________________ A day without sawdust is a day without sunshine. George delta 650, hawk G426

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