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Old 09-05-2008, 04:22 AM   #1
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Default Van Gogh's family tree

I hope this makes someone smile.

His dizzy aunt:
Verti Gogh

The brother who ate prunes:
Gotta Gogh

The brother who worked at a convenience store:
Stop n Gogh

The grandfather from Yugoslavia:
U Gogh

The cousin from Illinois:
Chica Gogh

His magician uncle:
Where-diddy Gogh

His Mexican cousin:
Amee Gogh

The Mexican cousin's American half-brother:
Gring Gogh

The nephew who drove a stage coach:
Wells-far Gogh

The constipated uncle:
Can' t Gogh

The ballroom dancing aunt:
Tang Gogh

The bird lover uncle:
Flamin Gogh

The fruit loving cousin:
Man Gogh

An aunt who taught positive thinking:
Way-to-Gogh

The little bouncy nephew:
Poe Gogh

A sister who loved disco:
Go Gogh

And his niece who travels the country in an RV:
Winnie Bay Gogh

There ya Gogh!
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Old 09-05-2008, 05:01 AM   #2
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Outstanding!
Thanks, I needed the laugh
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Old 09-05-2008, 02:01 PM   #3
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'way to Gogh!
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Old 09-05-2008, 02:47 PM   #4
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dats a funny thks fer smile en laugh today gotta gogh hehehehe
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Old 09-05-2008, 04:33 PM   #5
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Plaquerd, Love it. Now I really have to Gogh.
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Old 09-05-2008, 08:39 PM   #6
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Not to mention
his great uncle who was really someone else.
Alter E. Gogh


Thanks Plaquerd, it is a good bit to Gogh by.
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Old 09-05-2008, 11:07 PM   #7
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Great Plaquerd!
But I couldn't see his grandfather's cousin the eminent dermatologist
Intertri Gogh himself the grandson of a humble shop keeper Heer U. Gogh.

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Great Dave,
I believe he drove Gogh Gogh mobile
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Old 09-07-2008, 01:45 AM   #9
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You all have some good ones there. I'm very busy lately.....you might say I'm On The Gogh.
Thanks for the replies! LOL
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