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08-24-2008, 06:22 AM
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| Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Racine, WI
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|  Hollywood Squares These great questions and answers are from the days when game show responses were spontaneous and clever, not scripted and dull as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course. Q. Do female frogs croak? A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough. Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be? A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it. Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman? A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake. Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older? A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency. Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking? A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget. Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather? A. Because chiffon wrinkles too easily. Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do? A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark? Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to? A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark. Q. According to Ann Landers, is their anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people? A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army. Q. While visiting China, your tour guide starts shouting "Poo! Poo! Poo!," what does this mean? A. George Gobel: Cattle crossing. Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do? A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth. Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant? A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant? Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they? A. Charley Weaver: His feet. There's something to be said for the old days. Hope you enjoyed this bit of spontaneous humor.
__________________ Buzz We Danes are very even tempered. We're always mad about something! |
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08-24-2008, 01:22 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Des Moines,Iowa
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|  Chuckle Goodmorning thanks for the morning chuckle with my coffee, i sure do miss this old shows ,just anthor sign your getting older, Everett. |
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08-24-2008, 01:24 PM
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 | Oh the memories. LOL Andy
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08-24-2008, 10:31 PM
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| Buzz, you do know the differance between the girl frog, and the boy frog right.???? the girl frog says, rib it, rib it, rib it. and the boy frog says. rub it rub it rub it HEHE, and who said this, the littel frog. knee deep, knee deep, knee deep. |
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08-26-2008, 11:59 AM
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| Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New Jersey
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| The best way to start the day is with a good laugh. I miss those people and their wit.
__________________ A day without sawdust is a day without sunshine. George delta 650, hawk G426 |
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08-28-2008, 07:27 PM
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| Moderator  Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: SW MN
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| Evie, you are wicked. |
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08-28-2008, 07:35 PM
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| A boy rabbit comes to a girl rabbit and says: "let's make love" The girl rabbit says: "but it's going to hurt, it hurts, it did hurt"
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08-28-2008, 07:39 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Centerville, Utah
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| Speaking or hurting, did you see this? Asian man gets wang stuck in bench - Dumpalink.com
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08-28-2008, 10:33 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: May 2008 Location: Vancouver Island, BC. Canada
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| Bill, that is so stupid it must be true! My wife is a coroner and just smiles when asked about men dying in certain circumstances. LOL.. Alan. |
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