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ozarkhillbilly · 08-13-2008, 05:22 PM

The very first ever Blonde GUY joke.....

And well worth the wait

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said,
"Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed,
"Burritos again! If I get Burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blonde opened his lunch and said,
" Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a Burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.
She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, and I could have given him tacos or enchiladas!
I didn't realize he hated Burritos so much."

(Oh this is GOOD!!)?

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.
The blonde's wife said,
"Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch"

Mike Crosa · 08-13-2008, 11:16 PM

Heh, heh, heh.

minowevie · 08-13-2008, 11:46 PM

OH Yaaaaa, just what I would have said. mmmmmm shazammm. it worked. Evie

Daryl185 · 08-14-2008, 12:34 AM

hehehehe good one Bill real good

sawdustus · 08-14-2008, 12:00 PM

Not bad for 7 am. Always good to start the day with a laugh.

sawdustus

Toolman56 · 08-14-2008, 11:41 PM

Dats a good un, thanks

Minnesota scroller · 08-16-2008, 04:42 AM

I love it. But, are you sure it wasn't a blond female construction worker? That would make more sense to me.

08-13-2008, 05:22 PM	#1
ozarkhillbilly Moderator Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Missouri Posts: 1,224	The 1st ever blonde guy joke The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get Burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too." The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too." The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a Burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!" The Mexican's wife also wept and said, and I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated Burritos so much." (Oh this is GOOD!!)? Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch" __________________ Bill DeWalt 788 A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. aut viam inveniam aut faciam

08-13-2008, 11:16 PM	#2
Mike Crosa Land Locked Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 1,716	Heh, heh, heh. __________________ Mike C. Hawk G4

08-14-2008, 12:34 AM	#4
Daryl185 Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Lakewood Ranch Florida Posts: 1,063	hehehehe good one Bill real good __________________ Daryl S. Walters Psycotic scroller with a DeWalt 788

08-14-2008, 12:00 PM	#5
sawdustus Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 2,242	Not bad for 7 am. Always good to start the day with a laugh. sawdustus __________________ A day without sawdust is a day without sunshine. George delta 650, hawk G426

08-14-2008, 11:41 PM	#6
Toolman56 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Des Moines,Iowa Posts: 456	Jump Dats a good un, thanks

08-13-2008, 11:46 PM	#3
minowevie Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: california Posts: 6,297	OH Yaaaaa, just what I would have said. mmmmmm shazammm. it worked. Evie

08-16-2008, 04:42 AM	#7
Minnesota scroller Moderator Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: SW MN Posts: 1,694	I love it. But, are you sure it wasn't a blond female construction worker? That would make more sense to me. __________________ Mike Making sawdust with a Dremel 1680. www.picturetrail.com/naturephotos

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