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08-13-2008, 05:22 PM
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| Moderator  Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Missouri
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|  The 1st ever blonde guy joke The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get Burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too." The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too." The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a Burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!" The Mexican's wife also wept and said, and I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated Burritos so much." (Oh this is GOOD!!)? Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch"
__________________ Bill DeWalt 788 A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.  aut viam inveniam aut faciam |
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08-13-2008, 11:16 PM
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| Land Locked  Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Ocala, FL
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| Heh, heh, heh.
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08-13-2008, 11:46 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: california
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| OH Yaaaaa, just what I would have said. mmmmmm shazammm. it worked. Evie |
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08-14-2008, 12:34 AM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: May 2006 Location: Lakewood Ranch Florida
Posts: 1,124
 |  hehehehe good one Bill real good
__________________ Daryl S. Walters Psycotic scroller with a DeWalt 788 |
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08-14-2008, 12:00 PM
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| Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New Jersey
Posts: 839
| Not bad for 7 am. Always good to start the day with a laugh. sawdustus
__________________ A day without sawdust is a day without sunshine. George delta 650, hawk G426 |
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08-14-2008, 11:41 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Des Moines,Iowa
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| Jump Dats a good un, thanks |
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08-16-2008, 04:42 AM
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| Moderator  Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: SW MN
Posts: 1,662
| I love it. But, are you sure it wasn't a blond female construction worker? That would make more sense to me.  |
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