Only in America

[Buzz]

1. Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

[sawdustus]

How true, how true.

[Andy]

These are almost as good as the "you might be a redneck if ..." jokes! LOLOL

Andy

[PeteB]

Hahaha, these are good. I was going to post about drive-up Braille ATMs until I saw you had that covered!

[Toolman56]

Hi dats a good un and so true and at work we even got these bars on the fire doors with a big paddel and alarm, and shoulda inculded in yours , but they have braille lettering on em, go figure hehehehehehe

[Plaquerd]

Buzz
One more for ya.....

Only in America do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway.