Blonde Mortician

[Powakee]

A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.

The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.

The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the blonde mortician a blank check and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.'

The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly.

She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I' m very grateful. Ho w much did you spend?' To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank c heck.

'There's no charge,' she says.

'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!' she says.

'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.'

'So I just switched the heads.'



BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING!!!

[utbva]

NOPE, I sure didn't see that one coming. LOL

[minowevie]

yuck. uuuuuu. glad I will be crematted. no matter what it cost, I just wont to be shrunck. HoHo. down to coffe cup size. and brawless.please point nippales up.your friend Evie

[earlinjax]

This is supposed to be true as it was told to me by a friend who worked part time with the coroner in a smaller city. A woman came in with a mustard yellow suit and asked if they would put it on her husband. He informed her that the body was a the funeral home and it was the director's job to clothe the body. He said he spoke with the funeral director later and said the woman indeed brought the yellow suit in and him dress her husband in it. The funeral director asked if there was a special significance to the yellow suit. She said she bought it for him two years ago and he wouldn't wear it. Said, "He damn well will wear it now!"

Erl

[Toolman56]

Dats a good un, , i didnt get ether , till last sec, couda been worse , coulda put head on female body or vice versa, point me face down in the dirt and raise my butt high so world can kiss my you know wat