Truisms #1

[Buzz]

* I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.

* Police were called to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

* Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.

* The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.

* To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

* When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.

* The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

* A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

* Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.

* We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.

* When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A.

* The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.

* The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.

* The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

* If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.

* A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.

* What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway)

* A bicycle can't stand-alone; it is two-tired.

[Toolman56]

Dat's a good un

[Andy]

Love it!! Fun stuff for sure.

[turningnut]

Buzz,

Good joke, especially at 2:32 in the morning......

[Marsha]

Sure got me laughing, Thanks Buzz
Marsha