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Buzz · 07-20-2008, 04:38 AM

Subject: Wedding Anniversary

He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told
him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!"
The next morning Bob got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

Mike Crosa · 07-20-2008, 02:57 PM

Heh, Heh, Heh.

minowevie · 07-20-2008, 11:40 PM

Thats tooo funny, I don't think I will show this joke to my hubby. Ha Ha. Evie

07-20-2008, 04:38 AM	#1
Buzz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Racine, WI Posts: 321	Anniversary Subject: Wedding Anniversary He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!" The next morning Bob got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday. __________________ Buzz We Danes are very even tempered. We're always mad about something!

07-20-2008, 02:57 PM	#2
Mike Crosa Land Locked Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 1,717	Heh, Heh, Heh. __________________ Mike C. Hawk G4

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07-20-2008, 11:40 PM	#3
minowevie Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: california Posts: 6,297	Thats tooo funny, I don't think I will show this joke to my hubby. Ha Ha. Evie