Ole and Lena

[Mick Walker]

Ole and lena lived at the end of a road next to a river. Clarence a big Swede lived at the end of a road on the other side of the river. Ole and Clarence were always arguing with each other across the river. Norwegians and Swedes don't get along. The state decided to build a bridge across the river. Ole says to Lena, when they get that bridge finished I am going to go over and pound on that big Swede. Finally the bridge was done. Ole walked down to the bridge and came right back home. Lena says, Ole I thought you were going over and pound on that big Swede. Ole says, I was but That Swede didn't look that big from here, there is a sign on the bridge that says, Clearence 13' 5".

[utbva]

hmm, ok, I had to read it a couple of times to get it. I guess I am too much like Ole even though I am a Swede.

[Fremmed]

Hey! You have no right putting us Norwegians down.....I don't care how tall that Clearance guy is. lol.