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06-10-2008, 01:57 PM
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| Member  Join Date: Sep 2004 Location:
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 |  Ramblings of a Retired Mind I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I can't afford one. So, I'm wearing my garage door opener. I also made a cover for my hearing aid and now I have what they call blue teeth, I think. You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people didn't like me anyway. I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans! I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is 'when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.' I thought about making a fitness movie, for folks my age, and call it "Pumping Rust." I have gotten that dreaded furniture disease. That's when your chest is falling into your drawers! I know, when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" Just once I want to say, "No, it's for company!" Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency.' I think you should write, "A Good Doctor!" Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do... write to these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they deliver the mail? Or better yet, arrest them while they are taking their pictures! I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then, it dawned on me, they were cramming for their finals. As for me, I'm just hoping God grades on the curve. " Enjoy Your Days & Love Your Life." Because: "Life is a journey to be savored" |
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06-10-2008, 02:23 PM
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| Moderator CUT IT OUT  Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Chilliwack British Columbia, Canada
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| Wonderful, somewhat truthful and very funny
__________________ CAЯL HIRD-RUTTEЯ "THE LYF SO SHORT, THE CRAFT SO LONG TO LERNE." GUSTAV STICKLEY Ryobi SC180VS scroll saw EX21 |
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06-10-2008, 04:11 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Centerville, Utah
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| I represent some of those comments!!
__________________ Bill I have an RBI Hawk 220-3 VS |
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06-10-2008, 09:01 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: california
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| How true, How funny, we just have to live life on purpose, your friend Evie |
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06-10-2008, 09:12 PM
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| Pajaro Studio Dallas  Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: If it ain't Texas, it Just ain't livin.
Posts: 1,319
| I consider it a good day when I don't put my underwear on the outside.
__________________ Pajaro Pete Vermont Yankee in Texas Member " Scrollsaw Association of the world " Excalibur EX-21 fanatic One of the Chosen few "You can question the sincerity of almost all of the people in your life, but you don't question your dog's!" . |
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06-12-2008, 09:03 AM
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| Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Racine, WI
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| Ramblings I seem to be familiar with most of Silver's ramblings. But he forgot one. I am getting a case of the Dunlap disease. That's where my belly dun laps over my belt!
__________________ Buzz We Danes are very even tempered. We're always mad about something! |
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06-12-2008, 11:01 AM
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| Carved Fretwork  Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Pennsylvania
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|  Old Age Old age is all in your head. You lose your hair, you lose your memory, you lose your eyesight, you lose your memory, you lose your teeth, you lose your hearing, and you lose your memory! |
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06-12-2008, 12:20 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Peoria, Illinois
Posts: 196
| I have two things I want to say to you, . . . . . . but I can't remember the other one.
__________________ ajay A happy Excalibur EX-21 owner |
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06-12-2008, 12:27 PM
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| Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New Jersey
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| There's nothing wrong with old age given the alternative.
__________________ A day without sawdust is a day without sunshine. George delta 650, hawk G426 |
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06-12-2008, 10:55 PM
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| Mr. In Between  Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: California
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| Very cute! Some good ideas too.
__________________ Doc249HMCS DeWalt 788 and Dremel 1680 |
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