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Old 06-07-2008, 10:49 PM   #1
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Ole and Sven went to Alaska to hunt moose. The outfitter hired them a pilot. The pilot flew them out to an island and told them to be right here in 1 week and he would come back to pick them up. The week went by and as promised the pilot landed right where he dropped them off. Ole and Sven had shot 6 moose. The pilot said that there was no way he could take all 6 moose, the 2 of them and all their gear, he said we will never get air borne. Sven says, well last year we shot 6 moose and the guy that brought us out here had the same kind of plane. The pilot says, well O.K. we can try it. They loaded the 6 moose, Ole and Sven and the pilot on the plane and started across the lake going wide open. They got about 2 feet off the water and crashed into the trees on the other side of the lake. Ole woke up in about 15 minutes and said, Sven where are we? Sven says, well we are just about in the same place we were a year ago.
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Grown, thanks for the laugh.
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HAHA, that just go to show you. Do your home work. ask quistions, and don't take any thing for granit. your friend Evie
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Yup, more Darwin award winners but still funny. Get them all out of the gene pool.
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