Near the Mental Institution

[Dick Miraglia]

A man is driving down the road when suddenly he gets a flat tire. Pulls over, loosens the lug nuts on the wheel with the flat tire and puts them in the hub cap. Jacks up the car and begins to pull the tire off. It hits the hub cap and all of the nuts roll down the drain grate. He stands up, scratching his head, and wondering "What the heck am I going to do now? He hears a lot of noise behind him and realizes that he is parked in front of a mental institution and the patients had gathered to watch him. I know what you can do, shouted one of them. Take one nut off each of the other three wheels, and at least you'll be able to drive to the gas station. Hey, you're pretty smart....what are you doing in there? We're in here because we're crazy, not because we're stupid was the reply!

[Mike Crosa]

That made me chuckle.

[minowevie]

Ha, that reminds me of me, alittle narrsist hear, but just becouse I can't spell. don't mean I stupid. I lost my nuts alone time ago, but I still know how to chang a tire. now I know where to fine more nuts. ho ho. your freind Evie, that is cool.

[JohnB]

Reminds me of the yarn about a bloke pushing a wheel barrow of horse manure past the mental asylum. A group of patients watch him closely, and grow more curious with each load the fellow wheels by.
Finally the curiosity gets too much for one patient and he asks the bloke what he's doing with all those barrows full of horse manure.
Putting it on my Rhubarb is the he answers.

There's a stunned silence for a moment then one of the fellows says "You outa come in here mate, we have custard on ours".

[Barefoot1]

Now that was funny John!!! Two for one on Friday, can't beat that.