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06-02-2008, 11:28 PM
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| Member  Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Northwest New Jersey
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|  Pirate's mishaps A pirate walks into a bar, bar keep says haven't seen you in a while . What happened to the leg? Argh, was on a raiding party and had it hacked off by the enemy, but I got this wooden leg, all's ok now. Two months later.....he walks in again. Bar keep says it's been a while......what happened to your right hand? Argh, was on another raiding party and it got hacked off by the enemy, but I got this hook and all's well now. A few months go by and in he walks again. Bar keep says it's been a while...... why the patch on you eye, another raiding party? Argh, no I was out at sea on a beautiful day admiring the cloud formations and as I looked up a Seagull crapped into my eye! Bar keep says bird crap took your eye out??????????!!!!!!!!! Argh, no I forgot about the hook! |
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06-02-2008, 11:33 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: california
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| ahhhhhaaaaaaaaa to funny,  |
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06-02-2008, 11:54 PM
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| Mr. In Between  Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: California
Posts: 431
| LOL that is funny!
__________________ Doc249HMCS DeWalt 788 and Dremel 1680 |
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06-03-2008, 12:39 AM
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| Grumpy Old Moderator  Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Galaxy far, far away
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 | Hehehehehe, I like it.
__________________ Kevin Scrollsaw Patterns Online Making holes in wood with an EX-30, Craftsman 16" VS, Dremel 1680 and 1671 |
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06-03-2008, 06:54 AM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Rancho Cucamonga, CA
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| Argh. A mighty funny joke.
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06-03-2008, 02:04 PM
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| Moderator  Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: SW MN
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| Poor guy. I'll bet that hurt.  |
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06-04-2008, 12:49 PM
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| Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New Jersey
Posts: 839
| ouch! I wanted to reply with only 'ouch' but I was told by MIE that the message was too short.
__________________ A day without sawdust is a day without sunshine. George delta 650, hawk G426 |
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06-06-2008, 04:27 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: May 2006 Location: Lakewood Ranch Florida
Posts: 1,124
 | lol thats a good one
__________________ Daryl S. Walters Psycotic scroller with a DeWalt 788 |
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