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05-22-2008, 01:34 PM
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| Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New Jersey
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|  Use Big Words This is for all the elementary teachers you know. Enjoy. Sawdustus BIG PEOPLE WORDS A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! You need to use 'Big People' words,' she was always reminding them. She asked John what he had done over the weekend? 'I went to visit my Nana'. No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!' She then asked Mitchell what he had done. 'I took a ride on a choo-choo'. She said, 'No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words'. She then asked little Alex what he had done? 'I read a book' he replied. That's WONDERFUL!' the teacher said. 'What book did you read?' Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said, 'Winnie the SH*T'.
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05-22-2008, 01:39 PM
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| Pajaro Studio Dallas  Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: If it ain't Texas, it Just ain't livin.
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| Love it, Love it, Love it. Out of the mouth of babes.
__________________ Pajaro Pete Vermont Yankee in Texas Member " Scrollsaw Association of the world " Excalibur EX-21 fanatic One of the Chosen few "You can question the sincerity of almost all of the people in your life, but you don't question your dog's!" . |
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05-22-2008, 04:52 PM
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| Mr. In Between  Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: California
Posts: 431
| LOL Thanks for the laugh, I needed one!
__________________ Doc249HMCS DeWalt 788 and Dremel 1680 |
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05-22-2008, 11:12 PM
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| "Waterloo Boy"  Join Date: May 2005 Location: Waterloo,Ia
Posts: 148
| Good one,got a good chuckle out of it.
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05-23-2008, 04:16 AM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Lincoln, RI
Posts: 578
| Oh cr*p... That was worth the click. I don't usually read the jokes, but that was precious!! I will definitely be sharing that one with friends. Thanks for the laugh.
__________________ Jim The limits of the imagination are imaginary. Rock and Scroll My Website Featherwood Woodcrafts |
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