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Old 05-19-2008, 05:02 PM   #1
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Default I've gotten old!

I've sure gotten old!
I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,
new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes.
I'm half blind,
can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,
take 40 different medications that
make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.
Have bouts with dementia.
Have poor circulation;
hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92.
Have lost all my friends.
But, thank God,
I still have my driver's license.
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Old 05-19-2008, 09:54 PM   #2
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Gosh, I am glad you remmeber how to post.
your friend Evie
PS I am your friend, my name is Evie. remmber.
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Old 05-20-2008, 01:36 AM   #3
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Evie? Evie? Evie? Oh yes I remember. The lady in CA who has her shop in a shipping container. I remember.
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Old 05-20-2008, 11:30 PM   #4
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I keep telling you, Mike - you're 39 years old and you really shouldn't have taken medical advice from Marion Jones when you mentioned that you wanted to shave half a second off your 200 metres time.

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Aging is all in the MIND......I MIND that my elbows, knees, back and feet hurt more with my aging.
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Old 05-22-2008, 01:29 PM   #7
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It's all mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. I'll tell you what...for a 90 year old I don't look bad, for a 40 year old I look terrible.
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