Home remedies

[Minnesota scroller]

1. If You're Choking On An Ice Cube, Simply Pour A Cup Of Boiling
Water Down Your Throat. Presto! The Blockage Will Instantly Remove Itself.

2. Avoid Cutting Yourself When Slicing Vegetables By Getting Someone
Else To Hold The Vegetables While You Chop.

3. Avoid Arguments With The Females About Lifting The Toilet Seat By Using The Sink.

4. For High Blood Pressure Sufferers ~ Simply Cut Yourself And Bleed For A Few Minutes, Thus Reducing The Pressure On Your Veins. Remember To Use A Timer.

5. A Mouse Trap Placed On Top Of Your Alarm Clock Will Prevent You From Rolling Over And Going Back To Sleep After You Hit The Snooze Button.

6. If You Have A Bad Cough, Take A Large Dose Of Laxatives. Then
You'll Be Afraid To Cough.

7. Remember - Everyone Seems Normal Until You Get To Know Them.

8. If You Can't Fix It With A Hammer, You've Got An Electrical Problem.

* Daily Thought:*

Some People Are Like Slinkies - Not Really Good For Anything But They
Bring A Smile To Your Face When Pushed Down The Stairs.

[Mike Crosa]

Good ones!

[PuzzledMoose]

ROTFL - I like those, Mike.

[Fremmed]

Excellent words of wisdom!

[minowevie]

uuuuu. peaing in the sinck, don't think so. that is grose. ya I'm a girl. gale, gramma, mom, wife, who cairs, thats grose. my son would think so too.

[ajay]

You're right Evie, that would be gross. Nonetheless, I got a good laugh out of some of those Mike. Thanks for brightening up my morning.