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Old 04-28-2008, 03:52 PM   #1
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Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army.

On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb.
That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.

On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush.
That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.

On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap.
The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.

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Old 04-28-2008, 10:00 PM   #2
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Good one Mike.
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Ole Herman is a fast learner!
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Yipes!!!!! but LOL. Always good to start the day with a laugh.
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Old 04-30-2008, 02:03 PM   #5
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LOL - nice one.
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Old 05-01-2008, 10:47 AM   #6
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I'm glad Herman got wise and caught on in time.
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