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04-26-2008, 03:32 PM
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| Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Hammond, IN
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|  Out of the mouths... A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden on their Wyoming ranch. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. He thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. 'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked. 'They're mating,' her father replied. 'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked. 'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered. 'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked. As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question, he replied 'No dear.. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.' The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat and said, 'Well, we're not having any of that Brokeback-Mountain crap in our garden.
__________________ Fred There's a fine line between woodworking and insanity, I'm just not sure which side of the line I'm on! |
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04-27-2008, 01:22 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ARIZONA
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| Very distasteful Fred. Tom
__________________ KNOTHEAD  Never try to save a piece at the expense of spilling your beer! |
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04-27-2008, 02:29 PM
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| Member  Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Lubbock Texas
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