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Old 04-18-2008, 02:33 AM   #1
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Duties of Wives!

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had Given their new wives duties.

Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came
home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

Jimmie had married a woman from Canada. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and
the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but The next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Aussie girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, laundry and ironing twice a week, lawns mowed, windows cleaned
and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little
out of his left eye, just enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a handyman.
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Old 04-18-2008, 08:07 AM   #2
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If I said that to my wife I would not be able to see or walk and probably be eating from a straw.
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Old 04-18-2008, 11:52 AM   #3
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Cute and likely closer to the truth than we guys would care to admit.
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Very good. And like Ajay says real close to the truth.
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I like that Earl.
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Old 04-21-2008, 08:19 AM   #6
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My Wife does everthing I tell her to do...........................









I just don't tell her to do anything




My Momma didn't raise no fool!!!

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Old 04-22-2008, 01:08 PM   #7
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That's the truth!! If I tell my wife to do something, I had better be able to do it myself . As she often says,... " I am management, and you are labor."
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