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Old 04-15-2008, 02:13 AM   #1
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Default What is the most damaging food?

A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The
material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us
sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be
disastrous, and none of us realizes the germs in our drinking water. But
there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all of us
eat it. Can anyone here tell me what lethal product I'm referring to?
You, sir, in the first row, please give us your idea.



The man lowered his head and said, "Wedding cake".

OK. I promise no more.
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Old 04-15-2008, 04:31 AM   #2
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LOL........LOL That reminds me of one that I won't tell.
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Old 04-15-2008, 11:07 AM   #3
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There is something in wedding cake that causes the bride to lose her sex drive.

Been there:
Two weddings,
Two wedding cakes,
Two divorces!
I've had my fill of wedding cake!
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I think you may be on to something Fred.
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There is something in wedding cake that causes the bride to lose her sex drive.
I believe it's called a "reversed aphrodisiac".
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