chicken sandwiches

[sawdustus]

My wife and I ended up laughing out loud when we got this from a friend via e-mail so I hope no one is offended by it.

Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what.....

A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends.
Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that
they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through
the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich
wasn't a chicken sandwich.

He said, 'Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it
anymore?'
She said 'I love it but I have to stop eating it.'
'Why?' he asked.
She pointed to her lap and said 'Cause I'm starting to grow little
feathers down there!' 'Let me see' he said. 'Okay' and she pulled up her
skirt.

He looked and said, 'That's right. You are! Better not eat any more
chicken..'
He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut
butter. He said to the little girl, 'I have to stop eating chicken
sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!' She asked if
she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her!

She said,'Oh, my God, it's too late for you! You've already got the NECK
and GIZZARDS!!!

[Mike Crosa]

Boooooooo!