Old men can still think fast! - Scroll Saw Woodworking & Crafts Message Board

oops99 · 02-28-2008, 05:49 AM

The old farmer had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely with picnic tables, a barbecue pit, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening, the old guy decided to go down to the pond and look it over. He hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. As he approached, he made the women aware of his presence.

At once, they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave."

The old man frowned, "I did not come down here to watch you young ladies swim naked, or to make you get out of the pond naked."

Holding up the bucket, he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral: Old men can still think fast!

Khalid · 02-28-2008, 06:15 AM

hahahaha....

great joke....

wwalker47 · 02-28-2008, 11:20 AM

That's a good one. I'll have to remember to "feed the alligator"......if I can that is.

-Bill

JohnB · 02-29-2008, 10:51 PM

Old age and Cunning ?????????????????????????

PuzzledMoose · 03-01-2008, 12:14 AM

Hey Tom, do you know George, my oill delivery guy? He just told me that one last week ... lol

oops99 · 03-01-2008, 02:34 AM

Hey Ian,

Holy Crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he told me he had to drive up north for his next delivery, but DAMN....................................but then again, he said it was for some confused elk.

Just for kicks, what is home heating oil going for up there?
Tom

PuzzledMoose · 03-01-2008, 02:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oops99

Hey Ian,

Just for kicks, what is home heating oil going for up there?
Tom

I think it's something around 90c per litre ..

02-28-2008, 05:49 AM	#1
oops99 Tom B. Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: New York Posts: 509	Old men can still think fast! The old farmer had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely with picnic tables, a barbecue pit, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening, the old guy decided to go down to the pond and look it over. He hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. As he approached, he made the women aware of his presence. At once, they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave." The old man frowned, "I did not come down here to watch you young ladies swim naked, or to make you get out of the pond naked." Holding up the bucket, he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator." Moral: Old men can still think fast! __________________ oops99 KEEP THE PIECE Glue it back on, they'll never notice. DW788

02-28-2008, 06:15 AM	#2
Khalid Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Pakistan Posts: 316	hahahaha.... great joke.... __________________ http://my-woodcarving.blogspot.com/

02-28-2008, 11:20 AM	#3
wwalker47 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seminole, Florida Posts: 797	That's a good one. I'll have to remember to "feed the alligator"......if I can that is. -Bill __________________ My saw is a DeWalt788 Measure twice; cut once; count fingers after cut

02-29-2008, 10:51 PM	#4
JohnB 1 Tin Soldier Rides Away Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Kalgoorlie, Western Australia Posts: 5,187	Old age and Cunning ????????????????????????? __________________ Regards John "The Golden Mile" Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, Stuck in the middle with you. Some of my Stuff Retired Medically Unfit WA Police Officers

03-01-2008, 12:14 AM	#5
PuzzledMoose Newly Customized Moose Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Truro, Nova Scotia Posts: 2,603	Hey Tom, do you know George, my oill delivery guy? He just told me that one last week ... lol __________________ Ian Scrolling with a Dewalt 788

03-01-2008, 02:34 AM	#6
oops99 Tom B. Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: New York Posts: 509	Hey Ian, Holy Crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he told me he had to drive up north for his next delivery, but DAMN....................................but then again, he said it was for some confused elk. Just for kicks, what is home heating oil going for up there? Tom __________________ oops99 KEEP THE PIECE Glue it back on, they'll never notice. DW788

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